French's goes Merde
( published 11th June 2003 )

Hi All,

A few days ago I found an old article on the Net about the Americans "boycotting" French products. Remember "French Fries" becoming "Freedom Fries"? Well one American company was really in trouble then, that's "French's Mustard"...they had to launch a campaign, reconfirming their customers "the only thing french about "French's Mustard is the name". Still some US restaurants replaced it with another mustard from...Heinz. Aber, aber...isn't that Germanisch?????

Have a nice day

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