Google Star
( published 28th November 2002 )

Hi All,

Apart from promoting it via my morning mails I never actively submitted my homepage to any search engine, so my surprise was big when I realised via my website statistics that some people get there via I can even see what keywords surfers entered to get to my pages online. So Papa Rossi, be aware someone is after your body, as after entering Marko Rossi in the search box, someone got into my homepage. I hope it is not one of your serious customers, because all that person found was your comment to me a few years ago: "Oh Alex, you oily little wanker!" Hmmmm...Then some people got there after having searched for "Sheila Malek"...That's normal she is Miss Bavaria, and I wrote a morning mail about her ( check my Archives 14/02/02 ). And of course Tessy Scholtes is a looked for item. My Luxembourg lady friend became vice world champion in karate last Sunday ( Archives 19/02/02...don't mess with her! ). But why the hell do people who enter the keywords "exhibitionist" or "pimp" end up on I only use moderate language, don't I? And here the best one, thanks to Sarah, someone was referred to my site through the keywords "Big Bob and the Twins"... ( Archives 07/05/02 ) how sad can that person be, as my page only appears on page 10 or 11 of the search results, and he/she still clicked through to it hahaha...

Sorry for the long e-mail today, but you can split the reading in 2, I won't be able to send one tomorrow morning, as I'll be travelling again. Back on Monday, have a great day and weekend


A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you: I'm gay."

His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay -- doesn't that mean you put other men's penises in your mouth?"

The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right." His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!!!!!"

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