Apart from promoting it via my morning mails I never actively submitted
my homepage www.alexandrino.com to any search engine, so my surprise was
big when I realised via my website statistics that some people get there
via www.google.com. I can even see what keywords surfers entered to get
to my pages online. So Papa Rossi, be aware someone is after your body,
as after entering Marko Rossi in the search box, someone got into my homepage.
I hope it is not one of your serious customers, because all that person
found was your comment to me a few years ago: "Oh Alex, you oily little
wanker!" Hmmmm...Then some people got there after having searched for
"Sheila Malek"...That's normal she is Miss Bavaria, and I wrote
a morning mail about her ( check my Archives 14/02/02 ). And of course Tessy
Scholtes is a looked for item. My Luxembourg lady friend became vice world
champion in karate last Sunday ( Archives 19/02/02...don't mess with her!
). But why the hell do people who enter the keywords "exhibitionist"
or "pimp" end up on www.alexandrino.com? I only use moderate language,
don't I? And here the best one, thanks to Sarah, someone was referred to
my site through the keywords "Big Bob and the Twins"... ( Archives
07/05/02 ) how sad can that person be, as my page only appears on page 10
or 11 of the search results, and he/she still clicked through to it hahaha...
Sorry for the long e-mail today, but you can split the reading in 2, I won't
be able to send one tomorrow morning, as I'll be travelling again. Back
on Monday, have a great day and weekend
A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality
from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the
kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big
sigh, and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you: I'm gay."
His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was
about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away
from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay -- doesn't
that mean you put other men's penises in your mouth?"
The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right."
His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around,
whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER
complain about my cooking again!!!!!"