Serious Meetings
( published 27th November 2002 )

Hi All,

I am spending this whole week in London. It's funny how nothing has changed in the City. Even when I am rushing to a meeting people still try overtaking me on the street. Yesterday I had a very fruitful meeting. I had been introduced by one of my old friends. I looked very professional in my tie and suit. Although my friend was off that day she insisted I go and meet her team, which I had never seen. So I did, after my meeting my host guided me to the sixth floor, where I talked with a lady who works with my friend. First comment from this lady: "So, you're Alex? Great to meet you, I read your stories every day!" I didn't know that, my host is making big ears, ayeayeaye, I pray he won't ask what those stories are about, otherwise there goes my credibility as a professional salesman. Picture myself telling about my singing attempts, or about my mountain bike adventures...but thank God, I survived that. No questions asked. Pfuuuuuh!

Have a nice day

The day care teacher holds up a picture and asks, "What's this?""A horsey," one child answers."And this?" the teacher asks."A piggy," replies another youngster."And now this one?" asks the teacher, holding up a picture of a male deer with a beautiful rack of antlers.There was no answer, only total silence."Come now, children," she coaxes, "I'll give you a little hint. What does your Mommy call your Daddy when he hugs and kisses her a lot?""I know! I know!!" exclaims one little girl."It's a horny bastard!"

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