Portugal 2 USA 3
( published 6th June 2002 )
www.alexandrino.com

Hi All,

I am moved. Really, I am so touched I could cry. A revolution was on the way yesterday. As in the series "X-Files" I used to say "The truth is out there", and yesterday I reacted like in the Budweiser advert "We are not alone". Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you for all those e-mails from around the world congratulating me for the miserable, despicable, shameful football game Portugal showed in the World Cup against USA ( 2-3, with 0-3 after 36 minutes ). Thank you Alan: 2 months ago I sent you an e-mail asking for your phone number, thank you for replying to it yesterday only adding a nice comment ( NOT ) about the game. Thank you Baz for your SMS, it really cheered me up ( NOT ), while a Portuguese player on my screen was standing there, watching the ball being deviated by his head into the own goal. Thank you all, I love you, I love you, I love you ( NOT, NOT, NOT ).

See, Job, I wonder why you sent me that e-mail stating "...I wonder how your morning mail will look like tomorrow...". It has gone well so far, hasn't it ( NOOOOOOT )?

Have a nice day
Alex
www.alexandrino.com
www.worldcupfootie.com

For her:
A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the
house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs.... "Honey, pack
your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband says "Oh my God! No shit?! What
should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" The wife yells back:
"It's doesn't matter... just get the hell out of here!"

For him:
A man gets home, screeches his car into the driveway, runs into the
house, slams the door and shouts at the top of his lungs.... "Honey, pack
your bags. I won the lottery!" The wife says "Oh my God! No shit?! What
should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" The husband yells back:
"It's doesn't matter... just get the hell out of here!"