French Stats
( published 5th June 2002 )

Hi All,

According to Jean Yanne on French radio 20 pct of car accidents in France are due to alcohol consumption. That leaves a worrying 80 pct of accidents caused by people who only drink water...Another statistic states 15pct of deaths are due to smoking, 10 pct due to alcohol, then 30 pct of the population dies in hospital and 20pct at home in bed ( the remaining in other locations ). So according to Jean Yanne before banning cigarettes and alcohol one should ban hospitals and beds which are much more lethal. Think about it, I need coffee ( I'll die of not enough coffee before 7am, and too much after 7am ).

Have a nice day

Twelve Catholic priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, while an incredibly sexy and beautiful, big breasted, model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first priest, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, Father Shan took a few step forward, and bent over to pick it up. Just then, all the other bells started to ring..........

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