Alex Classic
( published 15th May 2002 )

Hi All,

For those of you who still don't know how my brains work ( or don't ), this example that happened to me yesterday:

8.15am: Alex on his way to the office, parking his car 300 metres from the station.
8.18am: Alex standing on the platform, waiting for the 8.20am London train
8.19am: Alex walking back to the car, because he realises he forgot his mobile phone in the car
8.21am: Alex missing the 8.20 train
8.23am: 10 metres from the car, Alex grabbing for his keys in his pocket and realising his mobile phone had been there all the time
8.26am: Alex on the platform again, waiting for the 8.29am London train
8.28am: Alex realising his travelcard expired, and he needs to buy a new one
8.30am: Alex missing the 8.29am train, because he fucking god damn it is hanging in the queue for a new ticket
8.33am: Alex standing on the platform, praying for being able to catch the 8.34am London train
8.34am: ???? well you should know me better by now

Have a nice sunny smiling day

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A woman was helping her computer-illiterate husband set up his

computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he

would now need to choose and enter a password...Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in p.. e.. n.. i.. s.

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied