Pas Conne, la Gonze!
( published 2nd May 2002 )

Hi All,

"Not dumb, the bird" is the translation of today's subject. It's Karine, my other half, I'm talking about.

The same way I spam you every bloody morning with my mails, I also receive tens and tens of mails, most of them junk mail. But I also receive a lot of unwanted letters in my mailbox. Karine is using a little trick to beat all that: whenever she registers with an institution, website etc she gives her name in different ways. For official paperwork, it's Karine M. Rapin ( she adds her second name ), for important business stuff Karine Rapin or K. Rapin, for everything else it's Kiki Rapin. All letters addressed to Kiki Rapin will be systematically sent back unopened ( "not at this address" ), e-mails deleted. It seems to work.

I have to start doing the same now: I'll register under Karine M. Rapin for official paperwork, Karine Rapin for...etc Pas con, le mec!

Have a nice day

A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it.

As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

As she turns back there, standing next to her, is a salesman. "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to sh*t yourself when you hear the price."