( published 25th April 2002 )
Yesterday in the British papers: "Sex Pill created for Men". Interesting, what was that about? Apparently the idea was to stop the production of some hormone that makes men sleep after an orgasm, and replace it with another one usually used to treat Parkinson disease. Now that is interesting: in other words you blokes out there, you're a bunch of sick tired potatoes.
And they had tests about this, unfortunately they didn't describe how they were done: one guy managed to have 3 orgasms in 9 minutes, when the average break between orgasms is 19 minutes. Now give me a break! Imagine the university in England carrying out those tests: imagine those students ( boys and girls ) getting together on a Saturday night and saying: "Ok, now let's have this "magic drink", and let's have fun together. How do they quantify this? Are they watching? And that guy who came 3 times in 9 minutes, was he 55 and playing on his own, or a 19-year old who spent 1 year in jail and hopping from one girl to another? Had this article appeared in Playboy it would have been called "Gay Gangbang in British University", but of course it was a science University, so...If you know more, let me know.
Have a nice day
Ok, Charles, yesterday's joke was appalling. Let's hope everyone will appreciate yours:
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year and every
year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that airplane."
Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that airplane ride costs 50
dollars, and 50 dollars is 50 dollars."
One year Morris and Esther went to the fair and Morris said, "Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that airplane I might never get another chance." Esther replied, "Morris, that airplane ride costs 50 dollars,and 50 dollars is 50 dollars."
The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll
Take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you; but if you say one word it's 50 dollars." Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word was heard. He did all his tricks over again, but still not a word.
When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By golly,I did
everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't."
Morris replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Esther fell out,
but 50 dollars is 50 dollars."