Last Train to London
( published 19th April 2002 )
Sorry for "ignoring" you for 2 days, but internet connection in Birmingham was impossible ( at least in my hotelroom ), so I preferred to skip my morning mail for a while.
Hahaha, there is this story of that guy who wanted to travel by train from Birmingham to London, and ended up traveling on a train to Southampton. He noticed in Reading ( 1 and half hours south west of London ), and his 1 1/2 hour journey from Birmingahm to London took him 4 hours instead. Oooh Alex, you're such an idiot...ooops did I say Alex?
Have a nice day
Directly translated from Luxembourgish:
2 old guys are sitting on a bench with their wives.
1st guy to the second: "Henry, I have found a fantastic medicine against Alzheimer!"
Henry: "Really, what's the name?"
Puzzled the first guy wonders:"Gosh, what's the bloody name again? Henry, help me, it is a flower name..."
"No, it's red!"
"YES,yes, that's it!"
Then turning around to his wife:
"Rose, honey, do you remember the name of that medicine I am taking?"