Loft Story II
( published 11th April 2002 )

Hi All,

in a bit more than 14 hours Loft Story II will start on French TV. Loft Story is what other countries call "Big Brother": 6 boys, 6 girls locked in a flat for 12 weeks. Apparently this season that programme will compete with regular programmes shown about the upcoming football world cup. France being world champions, this might become heavy competition. And that's why organisers have thought of implementing a large bath tub and jacuzzi in the flat. And this year the swimming pool has got a camera under water. And there will be only 10 beds for 12 participants. why? Well, because last year the now more than famous and rich Loana had sex with Jean Edouard in it, and the TV channel M6 thinks viewers shouldn't miss anything this year.

How do I know all this? Well I live in London, and our Sky dish shows all programmes in the world except those outside Britain, so no chance I can see French programmes ( they are the last ones Sky want to show ), but I read my daily French papers, and all is described, analysed, diagnosed there every single day. You imagine the phenomenon in France.

Have a nice day

A man enters his favorite 5-star restaurant, and while sitting at his regular table, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby, all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that if she accepts it, she is his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying, "This is from the gentleman."

She looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man. The note reads: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants".

The man, after reading the note, sends one of his own back to her, and it reads: "Just so you know - I happen to have a Ferrari Testarossa, a BMW 850iL, and a Mercedes 560SEL in my garage; plus I have over twenty million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back."