( published 28th March 2002 )
My retired parents who live partially in Luxembourg/partially in Algarve asked me to have a quick look at their flat in Luxembourg while I was there yesterday. The flat has been empty for 1 month now. So I went there during my stay in Lux., and everything was OK. Only little problem my mother had forgotten 2 apples in the fruit bowl, and there was a weird acid smell of brandy in the kitchen. Not that annoying, but I threw away the apples. Now I just wonder what kind of smell they will find when they come back in 2 weeks time: I forgot my banana on the kitchen table!!!!
Have a nice day
"Did you hear what happened?" Jim asked when he saw me walking down the
hallway at work.
"Hear what" I asked, my curiosity peaked.
"The regional vice president died this morning!"
"What?!" I asked, totally stunned. "What happened?"
"He was working through lunch when he had a heart attack" Jim began
explaining. "Everyone was gone except his secretary. You know the
one." "Boy do I. She's that young blonde babe."
"Yeah that's the one. Turns out she isn't too smart, though."
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"He kept yelling at her to 'call 9 1 1'. She just stood there waiting
for him to give her the rest of the phone number."
Another one ( I feel these are not among my best ones ):
A MAN IS FRANTIC ON THE PHONE, "MY WIFE IS PREGNANT AND
HER CONTRACTIONs ARE ONLY 2 MINS APART!"
EMERGENCY OPERATOR : "IS THIS HER FIRST CHILD?"
MAN : "NO, YOU IDIOT, THIS IS HER HUSBAND!"