English Food
( published 7th March 2002 )


Ola Papa,

Yo soy muy happy in London...Language difficult, but food bery bery good. English so good in cooking. Last week me and Pedro we go to tipical Restaurant Inglese called Pizza Express. They everywhere in London. Also me try grande restaurant area with plenty plenty English restaurants in place called Chinatown. Bery Bery nice! Anita invite me 2 days ago to restaurant in Camden: they have tipical English dish nacional, chicken curry. Bery bery good! Me now have 5 kilos more, so have to start regime dietetico!! Yesterday I try other English restaurant called "Chez Gerard"...ay caramba, bery nice steaks, this is crazy, haha...

Papa, please send more money from Mexico, so I can continue my seminar in Europe for "Mexican Mijelin Guide"...England? 3 estrellas ***

Hasta Luego

Ramon Varga Gonzales Pascual Rioja de la Casal con la Corona Extra

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa." The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked. The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma." The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack. Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy." Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on our porch this morning!"