Sono Italiano
( published 6th March 2002 )


Hi All,

every time I pay with my credit card 60pct of people see my name and ask me if I'm Italian. 20 pct think I'm Spanish, 10pct I'm Greek ( Alexander the Great ?? ), 10pct almost "invent" a nationality. I wonder how one can assume so many things about names in today's international world.

I have already mentioned it, but our dear French football European and world champions include players with names as French as a Sainsbury camembert. Pires, Vieira? Portuguese please, si si...Djorkaeff? Armenian...Zidane? Algerian...and Lizarazu, Anelka, Wiltord, does that sound French????? The only one that sounds French is Marcel Desailly,...and he is black!

Remember the several times world champion skier Marc Girardelli?? Italian?...Nooooooo, Luxembourger, yes,yes...but, but originally from Austria ( the guy couldn't even speak a word of Luxembourgish, shame on him...). The Luxembourg 100m national record holder is Marc Bombardella, and 400m hurdle holder is Roger Mathekowitsch ( hi Roger ). It will be more and more difficult to recognise someone's origins after his/her name.

I remember the movie "Short Circuit", where an Asian Indian guy with strong accent was asked by Steve Guttenberg ( by the way, is he German? ):
- Where do you come from?
- Me, New Jersey...
- No, I mean originally...
- Oooh, Pittsburgh!

Have a nice day


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