( published 28th February 2002 )
On Tuesday morning I woke up with one of those intuitions a person has, a certainty that something will happen. That morning I woke up with the idea that the following evening Nantes would beat the masters Manchester United in football. I had to prepare to travel, and had a lot of unsettled work to achieve, but I knew I would make some money by calling a betting agency and place some money on Nantes.
The whole day I was running around, and I completely forgot about the betting. So you can imagine how pissed off I was in the evening when realising I had missed a fantastic opportunity of making some quid. Damn, damn, damn, I was so angry and frustrated. It is so stupid when you don't even have the time to remember important things. Such a great deal lost. Well anyway bad luck, I'll try to remember next time. Oooh, and by the way, Nantes lost 5 - 1!
Have a nice day
A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic. Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some. "Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you're so old... how do you do it?" Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry!"