Meet Tessy
( published 19th February 2002 )

Tessy Scholtes, Luxembourg

I am being told my morning mails have become too long. I will try to improve that.

I would like to congratulate a friend of mine, Tessy Scholtes from Luxembourg, who became Junior European Champion in karate last weekend ( for the 2nd time!! ). This type of title happens to a Luxembourger once every 10 years ( in any sports discipline! ), and usually it is in fishing or something similar. And for once it's a good looking one who wins it!

Now the only thing we need is karate to become an Olympic discipline ( well, judo is?? ) and I can skip my campaign "Alex to the Olympics" as I hinted for yesterday.

By the way I managed to hurt a leg muscle yesterday at the gym...I was jogging on the running machine!!!

Have a nice day


A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could be sexually accommodated. An eye-level panel slid open and a female voice asked what he wanted. "I want to get screwed," said the man. "OK, mister, but this is a private club, so slip twenty bucks as an initiation fee through the mail slot," answered the voice. The man slid his $20 bucks in, the panel was closed. Minutes passed and nothing happened. He began to pound on the door insistently, and the panel slid open again. "Hey," exclaimed the sport, "I want to get screwed!" "What?" said the voice, "Again?"