Meet Sheila
( published 14th February 2002 )

Hi All,

Again who said Germans are dull, especially in Bayern? ( I know some say Bayern people are not really Germans! )

Yesterday I bumped into a young girl ( in the papers ) that might become soon a sort of icon for Germany and in Europe. Her name is Sheila Malek, she was born in Iran and is Miss Bayern 2001.
This isn't all: she is 21, was studying law, but changed to medicine school, because she finds it "cooler", every Thursday she flies from her school to some Miss show or TV programme ( paid by her agents! )
This isn't all: she is part of a list of electables in council elections somewhere in Schwabingen, and a member of the CSU party, that is challenging Mr Schroeder at the following elections.
Aaaaannnndd this isn't all: at Stoibers 60th birthday ( Schroeder's challenger ) at a CSU party party (..?? party?? yes, party birthday party, Dummkopf! ) she ...well she jumped out of the birthday cake....TaTaaaaaaaa!
Aaaand this isn't all: she is a Muslim, but all her life practised catholic life.

Now, it's your turn out there...Name me anyone out there who can match this variety of talents?

No, sorry guys, no pictures! But I have her e-mail address. How much do you pay? ( once a dealer, always a dealer! )

Have a nice day


Joke is a bit long today, but worth it:

Farmer Joe was suing a trucking company for injuries sustained in an accident. In court, the company's fancy lawyer was questioning Farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?" said the lawyer. Farmer Joe responded, "Well, you see, I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the..." "I didn't ask for details," the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?" Farmer Joe continued, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and was driving down the road..." The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrol man that he was fine. Now, he is suing my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question." But the judge was interested in Farmer Joe's story and said, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about this mule." Joe thanked the judge and continued. "Well, as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie into the trailer and was driving down the highway when this semi-truck and trailer ran a stop sign and smacked my truck real good. "I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning and I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans, but I was hurtin' real bad and didn't want to move. "Shortly after the accident a highway patrolman drove up. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over, took one look at her, then took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then he came across the road with his gun in his hand, looked at me and said, 'Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are you doing?'"