What's This Noise
( published 31st January 2002 )
In the late 70's, beginning of 80's in Luxembourg the big hit were the small, independent radio stations that appeared across the country. One of them, "Radio Renascenca", was run by a Portuguese priest, who wanted to entertain the large Portuguese catholic community in Luxembourg. Padre Otilio had a live show, where he would make a noise in the studio, and people would call in to guess what the noise was ( I know it's dull, but don't forget this is amateur radio ).
Once the noise was a sheet of paper crashed between padre Otilio's hands. A few people called in, and one anonymous one, said ( in Portuguese ): "I think, padre, that was the noise of your balls scratching along the wall..." Silence! Deadly silence...since 1980. The radio station was closed, forgotten, bye bye.
Have a very nice day
P.S. Off in the afternoon only, back on Monday...
Three nuns in church on a hot day decide to remove their robes because of the heat. Not an unusual habit on a hot day. So about a half hour later, the door bell rings while their robes are slumped over pews clear across the huge chapel. They ask who it is. "The blind man," a voice replies. The three nuns decide to simply open the door because the man is blind. He walks in, looks at the nuns and says, "Nice tits! Where do you want me to install these blinds?"