Miguel Strikes Back
( published 29th January 2002 )
www.alexandrino.com

Hi All,

Afternoon mail: Miguel did it, I swear. Remember Miguel my "squash" buddy? He is in London, and we went out together last night. A bunch of people, it was fun. But is a Monday night the ideal time for going out, and be fit on the following morning? Hmmmm, doubt it.

Result, in bed at 1am, and beep beep beep....oh shut up, you stupid alarm clock, let me sleep. Consolation, Miguel slept in the lounge, and he woke up this morning a bit traumatised wondering: "I cannot believe you folks do not wake up with all those alarm clocks going...." Harharhar.

Well, sorry for the afternoon mail, will try better tomorrow.

Have an excellent day, keep smiling, days are getting longer...

Alex

Seen in hotels around the world: In a Tokyo hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis. In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk. In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily. In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday. In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.