Britney
( published 25th January 2002 )
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"Britney Spears tells about Prince William E-mails"

This is the title I saw several times yesterday in front of news agents' selling the "Evening Standard", while on my way to a customer. Who cares about what they talked about? They allegedly exchanged those e-mails 2 or 3 years ago, when they were 16 or so. Unbelievable people would still be interested in buying the paper, ONLY to find out what is in that article. There are so many much more interesting things happening in the world. And I'm sure it will be lies again. Those journalists are only after one thing...me buying their stupid newspaper. But I won't fall for it, harharhar,....or....well it's only 35 pence. And it does have plenty of other articles....and I have nothing to read for my journey home...Oooooohh what the heck, let's buy that stupid paper....So, Britney, William, what page?......TssTss, you know what she said? She said.....but....stupid me, I'm sure you bought the paper as well.

Have a nice day

Alex

A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry." She immediately replies, "The one in the middle." "That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?" "I don't like her."