( published 17th January 2002 )
Sorry for sloppy service, but I have to admit I slept 20 hours in the 2 last nights. I think my body went on strike, and I needed a rest. Now I am feeling much much better, and ready to kick ass again ( sorry bad language, I know you are not used to me using such words ).
During a German football Cupmatch in front of thousands of people, the organiser wanted to impress the public with a hot air balloon released from the centre of the football pitch before the game started...and the game started one hour late, because the guy on the balloon took the keys to the truck( that brought the balloon ) with him! Who said Germans haven't got a sense of humour?
Have a nice nice day everybody, be good, and send me jokes!
A man travels to Spain and goes to a Madrid restaurant for a late dinner. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects. "What's this?" he asks. "Cojones, senor," the waiter replies. "What are cojones?" the man asks. "Cojones," the waiter explains, "are the testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon." At first the man is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again. This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but the meaty objects are much smaller. What's this?" he asks the waiter. "Cojones, senor," the waiter replies. "No, no," the man objects. "I had cojones yesterday and they were much bigger than these." "Senor," the waiter explains, "the bull does not lose every time."