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Yesterday evening,....movies....Lord of the Rings.....action....dreams.....3 hours........3 HOOOUURSS!!!!!!!!........in bed at 1am.....up at 5 am....morning mail....zzzzzzzz...wake up......zzzzzzz.....Alex, open your eyes........"Hi All......zzzzzzz......."....OK, back to bed. I'll come back in 2 hours.

Ciaaaaaaaoooooooo

Alex

Translated from Portuguese:

St Peter gathered a fresh group of married men, and shouted: " All those of you who during their lives were dominated by their wifes, to my right. Those who weren't, to my left..." The men start building the queues, in the end there are hundreds of men on St Peter's right, only one on his left. St Peter says to the one man standing there: "My friend, I am proud of you. Of all these men you are the only one who didn't succumb to your wife's will. Please explain to all of us how you ended up on this side of the queue..." The man's answer:"Don't know, my wife told me to stand here..."