( published 7th January 2002 )
I am dreaming: someone is asking me to help him put plates into the cupboard, when my alarm clock rings and wakes me up. For 2 minutes I sit at the edge of my bed, staring in the dark, scratching my....back, wondering what the hell I'm doing here. Out of a sudden, I remember "plates...cupboard...". I walk to the kitchen, have a look around, no plates around, I go back to bed, and go back to sleep. Job done, I think, and result is I overslept again. Dooohhh!
Have a nice day ahead
A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?" The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question, if she doesn't respond keep moving closer asking the question until she hears you." The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands fifteen feet behind her and says, "What's for dinner, honey?" He gets no response, so he moves to ten feet behind her and asks again. Still no response, so he moves to five feet. Again, no answer. Finally he stands directly behind her and says, "Honey, what's for supper?" She replies, "For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN, you deaf bastard!"