European Press
( published Wednesday, 19th December 2001 )


2 days ago the world football body chose the fooballplayer ( soccer, you U.S. fans, soccer !! by the way U.S. Mia Hamm is female world player ) of the year: the Portuguese Figo, in front of the Englishman Beckham and the Spaniard Raul. At the same time in another competition football journalists chose the European fooballer of the year: there 1. Owen ( UK ) / 2. Raul ( SP ) / 3. Kahn ( Germany )

Now just for a laugh I went through several articles in Europe's numerous papers, and this is what came out:

UK: The Sun: "OWEN BEST PLAYER - BECKHAM SECOND!" ( well, omitting some stuff here, but who cares? )

France: L'Equipe: "Owen says: I want to thank Gerard Houllier - his French coach - because without him I wouldn't be honored! ( by the way first Frenchman in the results is 9th )

Germany: Spiegel: "Kahn would have deserved it, but these journalists never choose a goalkeeper anyway ( which actually is almost true ). Still Kahn beats Beckham (4th)....Hahaha again that Germany-UK complex!!

Portugal: A Bola: "Figo, the Football Prince!" 3 pages of how, why, when he won it. By the way they did only mention one competition ( the one Figo won ). Nothing about Owen. Owen, who's that??

Spain: La Marca: "Congratulations to Figo, who plays in the best league of the world ( Spain ), but Raul should have won it!!"

It's nice to understand a few languages. It is so cool to analyse how the press can often manipulate the readers, depending on where they're from. By the way just to show the importance of the FIFA World Player of the Year, do you know who was the world's Best Team of the Year?....Honduras!!

Have a nice day


Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me... I know we've been friends for a long time... but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is." Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"