English Prudery
( published Wednesday, 12th December 2001 )
www.alexandrino.com

Bom Dia,

What the hell is wrong with you Brits? I know I've had this discussion before, but what a fuss around the fact Madonna shouted "Hello, you motherfuckers" or similar live on Channel4. The TV channel had to apologise to the viewers???? Meantime the news appeared in ALL London newspapers with the word motherf****rs. What a joke.

In the Times, 2 pages further from this article, a commercial for a mobile phone. A woman's face, bottom right of the ad a mobile phone. Over the woman's eyes the following: "Charlotte W. plays with hers several times a day." With her what? I analyse the picture further. With her what? With her mobile phone?.. Wait a moment, what's this little cartoon on the mobile display? Of course, it is a pussy cat. So that's what she is playing with several times a day. Subtle, very subtle. English and sex, you will always surprise me !!

Have an excellent day

Alex

Already seen before, but simply great:

Defense Attorney: What is your age?
Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney: On the first day of April last year, will you tell us,in your own words, what happened to you?
Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down beside you?
Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little Old Woman: No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just spread my old legs and said to him, "Take me, young man, Take me!"
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Little Old Woman: Hell, no. That's when he yelled, April Fool!" And that's when I shot the son of a bitch!"