For Your Eyes Only II
( published Wednesday, 28th November 2001 )

Hi All,

Georgina has a great and sexy voice. I'm sure she spends hours singing. After my morning mail yesterday, she came up with a few more lyrics of songs that might be confusing when misunderstood. Here some examples:

"...Dexy's Midnight Runners - Come on Eileen, very catchy tune, early 80s, I thought that the words were "Come on Ali" as in Mohammad Ali so that he would win the boxing!.."

"...Elvis' "you dont have to say you love me" I always thought it was "you don't have to say you love me, just because I have, you don't have to say forever I will understand" (now that makes sense) I was wrong the words are "You don't have to say you love me, just be close at hand..........." (take your pick)..."

The Police "so lonely" does sound exactly like "Sue Lawley" the newsreader!

And finally Kd Lang "constant craving" sounds like "I cant stand gravy", Vengaboys "going to Ibiza" sounds like "Im going to eat pizza" and Madonna "La Isla Bonita" where she sings "young girl with eyes like Potatoes (the desert)". Gabrielles "out of Reach" sounds like "Valerie"...

Hahahahaha, I love this. Georgina I really thought only foreigners don't understand English lyrics properly. By the way have you heard Geri Halliwell singing "Calling" in French..?????....
Hahahahahaha hahhahahahahahahaha

Have a nice day


Cliff Richard is doing a gig in Japan and the crowd are great all singing along, so Sir Cliff thinks well lets have requests, he shouts to the audience "anything you want to hear" the crowd go mad shouting "Tits and Fanny... Tits and Fanny" As we all know Cliff would NEVER sing a song that has such disgusting lyrics, so he is confused so asks for another. The crowd dont give up, they are all just shouting "Tits and Fanny.....Tits and fanny" He has to give in they want to hear "Tits and Fanny" but he does not know the song so he asks the audience to help him by starting off. Altogether the crowd start singing......"Tits and fanny how we dont talk anymore"