Yesterday 8am, my phone rings. It's my old friend Marco from Luxembourg ( old as in "I've known him for long time", not as in "he's an old fart",....although...). "Hi Alex, where's my morning mail?"
Well, no morning mail on Tuesday because I spent the whole day in Paris with customers. And no mail on Wednesday because I did it again...this time I forgot the power supply cable for my laptop in the meetingroom in Paris. As I emptied the batteries of the laptop on my journey back ( watching "Northern Exposure" on DVD!! ), no laptop yesterday morning, so...went to bed for another couple of hours...Sorry!
And by the way, remember last Monday, when I had forgotten the keys to my office at home, and I had to wait 1 1/2 hours in the staircase for a colleague to release me? Well later that day I realised the keys were in my bag with me all the time. I had forgotten...duh!
Have a nice day
Height of Emotions:
Height of patience: A naked woman lying down with her
legs apart under a banana tree
Height of frustration: A boxer trying to scratch his balls
Height of innocence: A teenage girl applying Clearasil to her nipples
Height of unemployment: Cobwebs in a prostitute
Height of laziness: A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest
Height of competition: A guy peeing beside a waterfall Height of sophistication: Sucking nipples with a straw
Height of technology: A condom with a zipper
Height of trouble: A one-handed man hanging from a cliff when his ass starts itching