Monday, 5th November 2001

Cultural Saturday
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Good morning,

Saturday 3rd November: aaaah, sun is shining, today let's go to the National Gallery and admire some Renaissance paintings from Pisanello ( see, I'm not only going to supermarkets ).

We took the train to Victoria station, then to a designer shop sale ( Karine after fabrics and inspiration ), then walked through Pimlico area, after that bus to Trafalgar Square, walked through packed Soho, had an espresso at "Caffe Nero", spent almost 2 hours in 4 storey bookshop, then had a nice meal in tiny Singapore restaurant before heading home around 9 in the evening. Hmmmmm,.....I'm sure I forgot to do something, but what???...

Have a nice week

Alex

This bloke walks into a bar and over the next couple of hours proceeds to get increasingly drunk. Suddenly he spots a guy in the corner with a group of friends and begins to verbally abuse him. "Oi you!" he shouts ."I've shagged your mum!!" The man carries on drinking trying to ignore the guy's drunken rantings. Half an hour later the drunk stands up and renews his abuse. "Oi you !" he shouts even louder this time "I shagged your mum up the bum!" The guy in the corner turns his back on him and continues talking with his friends although by now visibly irate. Half a hour later the drunk pipes up once again. "Oi you ! your mum sucked my d*ck!!" By now the guy in the corner has lost his cool, he stands up furiously and retorts, "For f*cks sake Dad go home, you're embarrassing me !"