Tuesday, 23rd October 2001

Nothing to Say
www.alexandrino.com

Hello everybody,

Shit this is again one of those days where I don't know what to talk about. I know usually my comments don't make sense, but at least I have a subject. Today, no subject, nothing. I'm watching out of the window, it's dark, Karine's alarm clock is yelling, and she is nicely ignoring it, the cats are cruising around my legs to get their breakfast, they don't bloody care about my morning mail...I have talked already about all that.

Yes, yes, yes, so I am sending you this sheet blank, blank without comments...and you know what? Why don't you fill it in? That's it, please help me. I am sending you the following paragraph blank, just with 2 words, and you will have to make a sentence out of it. Send it to me, and I'll publish them tomorrow. here we go: My................................................................., because......................................................................

Come on, do something about it. One sentence, as many words as you like, no e-mail is no excuse...( what the hell does this mean again?? Ohhh Alex )

Have a nice day

Alex

A 911 operator gets a call one evening but nobody says anything. Fearing the worst, the operator calls back, and a little boy answers the phone in whispering voice ...
[barely audible] Hello!
(Operator) Hello little boy. Did you just call 911?
[barely audible] "No!"
(Operator) O.K., is your mommy home?
[barely audible] "Yes."
(Operator) Can I speak to her, please?
[barely audible] "No."
(Operator) "Why not?"
[barely audible] "Because she's busy!"
(Operator) "Oh, OK. Is your daddy home then?"
[barely audible] "Yes."
(Operator) "Well, can I speak to him?"
[barely audible] "No!"
(Operator) "Well, my goodness, why not?"
[barely audible] "Because he's busy too!"
(Operator) "OH, goodness! What's he busy doing?"
[barely audible] "Talking to the police."
(Operator) "Oh, so the police are there?"
[barely audible] "Yes."
(Operator) "Can I speak to one of them?"
[barely audible] "No!"
(Operator) "Why not?"
[barely audible] "Because they are really busy."
(Operator) "Well, what's your mom busy doing?"
[barely audible] "Talking to the firemen."
(Operator) "Can I speak to one of the firemen then, please?"
[barely audible] "No."
(Operator) "Well, goodness, why not?"
[barely audible] "Because they are really busy too!"
(Operator) "Well, what are all of these people busy doing?"
[barely audible] "Looking for me!"