Wednesday, 10th October 2001

Distraction
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Good morning,

For those worried and wondering if I managed to catch my train yesterday ( many many of you, I'm convinced ), please don't worry, I missed it. No problem I managed to read a few more pages in my book...and to miss my station in Waterloo East and end up in Charing Cross, take the next train back. Distracted, me??? Noooooo...

This is the guy who never, ever took his housekey, went out of the house, came back in because he had forgotten his wallet, went out with the wallet...and noticed this time he had forgotten the housekey inside...

Or forgot for 2 months to call the local library to renew a book, and had to pay 8.50 ( more than the value of the book...).

This is why Karine always leaves the flat last, so I don't go back in, and mess up things, when I'm desperately looking for something...Still, hehe, most of the time, I win, because even when we're sitting in the car, I again manage to have to walk back in for something...Mind you, Karine, who managed to travel to Luxembourg ( via Eurotunnel ) without any ID nor passport, hmmmm??? ( no, it wasn't me )

Have a nice...huh...what was that again?

Alex

Today, a "visual" joke ( I love it ):

A guy is walking down the street, and he's really horny. So he goes to the first whore house he sees. He only has five dollars, so they kick him out. The guy goes to the next one. But, since he only has five dollars, he gets kicked out again. So by this time, he's really super horny, so he goes to the next one and says "Look, I only have five dollars. I'm really horny, and I need a blow-job for 5 dollars!"

The guy there says, "OK. For five dollars, we can give you a penguin."

"What's a penguin?"

"You'll see!!!"

So, the guy takes the $5 and leads the horny man to a bedroom. The horny man unzips his pants, and waits for his "penguin."

Soon, a prostitute comes in and starts giving the guy a blow job. Just as he's about to loose his load, she stops and walks away.

Now, the horny guy with his pants at his ankles, waddles after her, shouting, "HEY! WHAT'S A PENGUIN?!?"