Friday, 5th October 2001

Loving Cats

Dear All,

You remember my morning mail dated 18th June, and my love/hate relationship with cats. ( if not check out my Morning Mail Archive - Damn Cats dated 18/06/01 ).

I love observing, I'm a greaaat observer, and I have been observing Karine's cats lately, Tigris and Tinis. They have a strange behaviour. All day long they kind of ignore me ( the same way I ignore them ), but I noticed they are extremely attaching and moving cats in early mornings.

It might be a sexual reaction, but they are so nice and cute between 5 and 7 every morning. When I'm up they come and rub themselves against my legs, purring like mad, they look up at me with large eyes, sometimes miaowing in a shy way ( " a shy way", because I don't know how to spell shily/shyly ??? spellcheck gives me shiny, but that doesn't make sense, does it? ).

Those cats are so clever they make the difference between weekdays and weekends because they behave the same way on Saturdays and Sundays between 7 and 9 am. I should start some serious research about this. Weekdays after 7am, Weekends after 9am, whoooop back to normal again, they ignore me totally again...

Hmmm..Mistery! I wonder if this has anything to do with the fact I usually feed them at 7am weekdays and 9am on weekends...Have to ask a specialist.

Nice weekend


Two guys were sitting outside a medical clinic. One of them was crying, tears were pouring down his face. The other guy asked, "Why are you crying?" The first one replied, "I came here for blood test." The second one asked, "So? Why are you crying? Are you afraid?" The first guy replied, "No. Not that. During the blood test they cut my finger." Hearing this, the second one started crying. The first one was astonished and asked the other, "Why are you crying?" Then the second guy replied, "I'm here for a urine test."