When flying back from Finland last Sunday, I read in the Sunday Times: "Kate Winslet. Why her husband and her have separated." For those who don't remember Kate Winslet is the main female character of the movie "Titanic". She married last year and has a baby a few months old.
In Gatwick airport I was waiting for my luggage when I saw a huge poster advertising the latest male "???" magazine ( can't remember which one, they're all the same ), showing a huge picture of Kate Winslet and this title: "Kate loving it all, her baby, her work, her husband!" Her husband??? I think "???" should sue Winslet for not having warned them in time, that she left her husband. It's a scandal! How are people like me supposed to spread wrong rumours, if one cannot rely on the false information given by the press?? This world is really going under, tsstss...
Have a nice day
A confused nine-year-old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?" After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God is both male and female." This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?" "Well, God is both black and white." This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?" At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers none the less, "Honey, God is both gay and straight." At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "Mom, is Michael Jackson God?!?"
I know, I know it's an old one but couldn't resist, as he will release his new album soon!