Friday, 6th July 2001

I Love Microsoft

Hi All,

Some of you have asked me what my exact e-mail address is, or It doesn't matter, I receive and read both almost simultaneously. If I send mails sometimes under one name, sometimes under the other, it's only because I have decided a few years ago to stick with Mr Bill Gates' technology called Microsoft ( the almighty, Hallelujah ), and in Microsoft Outlook, where I have set up my 2 e-mail accounts, there is a nice button called "Send". In reality that button means "Press me and try to guess from what e-mail account I will send this message" !! There is a button called "From", so you can select the account you want to send from, but all you achieve is not to send a mail from , but the recipient will see something very clever like "Received from on behalf of . Huh huh!

The other nice one, and I apologise to those who have experienced this, is that shortcut I have on my keyboard, one particular button, that sends the mails immediately. So I'm typing frenetically, and out of a sudden, in the middle of a sentence, "Bang" ......."Your message has been sent! Noooooooooooo". It's easy Alex don't put the e-mail address of the recipient until after you have finished typing. Hmmm, yes, but this happens always when I press "Reply".

Anyway forget what I said, I wish you all a very nice relaxing weekend.



Students at the UH Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They are all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. Then the professor started the class by telling them: "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that it is necessary that you not be disgusted." The Professor uncovered the sheet, sunk his finger in the ass of the dead body,withdrew it and sucked it. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated and subsequently taking turns, sunk their finger in the ass of the dead body and sucked it after withdrawing it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them: "The second important quality is observation. I sunk the middle finger and sucked the index. Pay attention people!!!"

Thanks Kim